PANLASANG PINOY

Ang weird ng taste ng pinoy pagdating sa showbiz.

Sa dinami dami ng artista, limang katangian lang ang alam nating taglay nilang lahat.

Si (pangalan ng artista) ay:

1.       bakla

2.       malaki t*t*

3.       alcoholic

4.       lulong sa droga

5.       pamigay pekpek

Dati meron pang pang-anim, yung DOM o sponsorship, kaso nong may nabuking at nagpatotoo, nawalan tayong lahat ng gana. Ang pinoy kasi mahilig sa hiwaga. Gustong gusto natin yung mga impormasyong pasang-dila lang.

• ·         Kapitbahay  yan ng tita ko dati. Ladlad talaga. Bading na bading. As in!
• ·         Alcoholic ngaaa! Walang eme. Promise. Sinabi sakin nong dati nyang PA, na ex-jowa ko.
• ·         And so on, and so forth. Puro kwentong konek pekpek.

Ito pa yung mga karagdagang kaweirduhan sa showbiz.

Jericho Rosales. “He that increaseth girlfriend, increaseth English.”

Heart Evangalista. Pagkatapos ng report sa mga namatay sa Compostela Valley, switch ang news sa kasalukuyang lablayp ni Heart. 300 deaths versus kangkangan with Chiz. Sambahin ang naka imbento ng remote!!!

Kris Aquino. Kilig na kilig tayo sa mga pelikulang kandautal magsalita si Tetay habang duguan at may tatlumpung walong saksak, plus lasog na katawan dahil sa pagkakahulog sa bangin, at may wasak na matris dahil sa pagkakagahasa ng walong lalaki. Standing ovation pagkatapos ng movie. Lahat ng nanood, hindi magkamayaw sa tuwa. Sa uulitin.

Wait lang....work muna ako.

Max's

"Gaano katharap ang pangarap?

Mahalaga ang tamang pagthithimula.

Konting tyaga...marami kang makikilala.

Pag magpurthige ka, uulanin ka ng maraming grathya.

Tapoth....darating yung pinaka-love mo.

Yung pinangarap mo....ang tharaap!

Tha huli, matitikman mo ang tamith.

Yan ang kwento ko....at ng MAKTH.

Marami pa kong kwento. 

Abangan ninyo ha?"

Usapang EPAL

(Base sa totoong buhay.)

Sa isang restaurant...

Customer: (Irita) Kanina pa yung order ko! Hanggang ngayon wala pa din! Balak nyo ba akong gutumin at pag antayin magdamag??

Waiter: Ay hindi po. Nine po kasi kami magsasara.

-=Yes?!=-

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